I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me