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Nobody in a Sea of Somebodies

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

You know you’re a mom, when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me


queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


thatfunnyblog:

This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.

(Source: pinksvoice)